Should any of you use a foot doctor here is a poem that you could
insert his
name and give it to him.

        It's About Time!

When does one know
    That it's time to go
        To the foot doctor once more?
Is it when the nails snag the hose
    As one puts oh his clothes
        That send us to the doctor's door?

Is it when the small bunions
    Are as large as small onions
        And are in need of some peeling?
Or is it when the pain
    Hits him once again
        And the body aches with the feeling

What ever the reason
    (The cold wintry season)
        Or just because I have time to spare,
I called Dr. Raymond on the phone
    And said with a low groan
        "I need to come and sit in your chair."

So I am here because your knife I need
    To cut the bunions on my feet
        And make me feel young again
To clip at the toe nails until they're even
    So that when I am your office leavin'
        My big body will be without pain!

January 19, 2001
gvs@idt.net
http://www.dr-van.com