Mailperson, What You Need To Know

Santa comes but once a year.
	Now he may travel far.
But he rides upon a sleigh
	While you must drive a car. 

And the whole world holds its breath
	Hoping he won't miss it.
They sing his praises ever day
	Waiting for his visit.

Now, the truth is this, you come 6 times a week
	To bring us hoped for mail
And with the storms that we experience
	Your visit did not fail.

Is it because you come too often?
	Or that you sometimes bring us junk?
Why are you not more popular than him
	When he is a lot of bunk?

We take this little time to tell you
	How glad we are for you,
How we wish God's very best for now
	And through the year that's new.

Should you ever get discouraged
	Just take time to pause
And remember that someone think that you
	Are better than Santa Claus.



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